Canadian ‘sleeper agent’ ready to make a run for the border
Is that a puck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It’s no secret that President Donald Trump is afraid of Canada. He’s invoked security concerns as a justification for tariffs on steel imports.
Never one to express an opinion without the rigorous research that is the hallmark of his presidency, Trump cited the burning of the White House in the War of 1812 as proof that the threat from the Great White North is huge.
Is the danger real? Should Americans be afraid of the Beaver Brigades lying in wait – possibly flicking their Bics even as we speak? If we were to invade, would we drop leaflets from aircraft saying “Sorry” as we marched across the 49th parallel?